Big Dogs Club: Beer Goggles Edition - signed paperback

I got a batch of author copies with blurry covers that make it look like you've been partying with the club! They also feature some interesting back cover blurbs that are exclusive to the Beer Goggles Edition and appropriately crass!

Don't wanna sell 'em at full price, so they're going for $5

BIG DOGS EAT!
Claude, Tom, and Jeff are members of a neighborhood “social drinking organization” called the Big Dogs Club. Usually the only things members are expected to bring to meetings include booze, weed, and meat for the grill. One day, Tom brings over a book which may be capable of unleashing far more than the power of imagination…

As dynamics change within the club, the vibe starts to get dark.

Will the club be able to survive? And more importantly, will its members?